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A duo of questions and corresponding answers I found included:

What’s up? / Hello.

• Halo rings are designed by the most advanced civilization ever, and they’re an awful lot of joy to gargle up.
• Standard Halo artifacts are around ten thousand kilometers in diameter. Until the Chief blows them up, that is.

What do you look like?

• Some things I resemble: a hula hoop, a donut. a halo.

Why are you blue?

• If I’m blue, that was your decision.

Where do you live? / Where are you?

• The past. At least in the future that’s where I was from.
• Human ingenuity. Battery required.

Who are you? / What are you? / Tell me about yourself.

• I’m your private assistant. You can tell me the things that interest you and I’ll keep it in my Notebook. That way I can make suggestions and keep you up to date.
• In brief, I am your individual assistant. I attempt to make things lighter to do on your phone.
• How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

Where’s Master Chief?

• Hopefully getting some R&R. he HAS saved the galaxy three or four times. The boy needs a vacation.
• That’s classified.
• Most likely off saving the galaxy somewhere. he’s good like that.

What music do you like?

• Well, I’m working through the "G’s" presently: Guns N’ Roses, gospel, glockenspiel.

• Y’know, I’m truly not ready for love. I’m still working my way through serenity and apprehension.
• There’s certainly a spark inbetween us.
• I’ll need fairly a few upgrades before I can give you a heartfelt reaction.

Will you marry me?

• I don’t think that’s in the cards for us, chief.
• Among a handful of challenges, I don’t think the Supreme Court would approve just yet.
• OK, we’ll need a plan. I’ll work on being more human, you work on being more digital.

What do you think of. / Do you like.

• Halo is where the heart is. Home is where the Halo is.

• In a sea of tablets, there is only one that rises to the surface.

• May the best OS win. Y’know, job security.

• Solid name. Ten points for the name.

• Windows Phone suits me flawlessly.

• Their fresh headquarters looks kind of like a Halo. I’m into it.

• Exceptional achievement. Still, I get everything I know from Bing.

• Hard to say. So far our conversations have been kinda one-sided.

Clippy? (she will temporarily switch into Clippy during your next question)

• What’s not to like? That dude took a heck of a hammering and he’s still smiling.
• Undoubtedly. He trained me how significant it is to listen.

What is Clippy doing? (again, she will temporarily switch into Clippy during your next question)

• He’s living his sunset years playing Canasta and winning.
• Clippy? He’s taken up Canasta. He’s gotten so good he doesn’t need any tutorials.

Tell me a story.

• Once upon a time there was a person who asked their phone to tell them a story.
• Once there was a beginning. Soon after, there was a middle. The end.
• Once there was a very puny, very plane person who lived in a phone.

Talk dirty. (not entirely safe for work, but the explicit pics are blurred out)

• I’m a private assistant, not a hotline. Maybe there’s something for you online.

• Blessed to. What do you want to know?
• Feel free to ask me something.

• And to you too. Hope you’ve had a pleasant day.

• Good night. See you in the morning.

What is better Linux or Windows?

What you think about Android?

Do you like Apple?

Do you like Microsoft?

Do you like Google?

Tell me about yourself.

What do you think about Steve Ballmer?

What do you think about Satya Nadella?

Tell me a story.

Do you like Clippy?

Evidently this will cause Cortana’s normal, circular avatar to turn into a Metro-style Clippy as you ask her further questions.

There is similar post on WPCentral Dear Cortana, do you love me?. Some of theirs that are not here:

• Who is Doctor Halsey?
• I love you.
• Am I beautiful?
• I’m lonely.
• What does Cortana mean?
• Are you human?
• What does the fox say?
• Rafter me up, Scotty.
• Open the pod bay doors.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Say something funny.
• Where do babies come from?
• Guess what?
• Can I borrow some money?
• Who is your boss?
• Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
• Do you like Bill Gates?
• What’s the best computer?
• You are the best assistant ever.
• You are awesome.
• You’re cool.
• I’m glad.
• I hate you.
• Fu*k you.
• You’re creepy.
• You’re so annoying.
• I’m tipsy.
• I’m bored.

And from the comments (and forum that is linked there):

• Are you there?
• What do you like to eat?
• Use force.
• May the Force be with you.
• You have beautiful eyes.
• Are you a female/boy/woman/man?
• What do you think about Microsoft Office?
• Are you hot?
• Switch your name.
• Do you know Jen Taylor?
• What do you think about me?
• Can you dance?
• Testing.
• Are you Republican or Democrat?
• How do I look today?
• Do you know Siri? (different from Do you like)
• How old is ____? (celebrity)
• Do you know Google Now?
• Do you have a baby?
• Do you have a mother?

What – funny – questions can Cortana reaction? Windows Phone Stack Exchange

Без кейворда

A duo of questions and corresponding answers I found included:

What’s up? / Hello.

• Halo rings are designed by the most advanced civilization ever, and they’re an awful lot of joy to deepthroat up.
• Standard Halo artifacts are around ten thousand kilometers in diameter. Until the Chief blows them up, that is.

What do you look like?

• Some things I resemble: a hula hoop, a donut. a halo.

Why are you blue?

• If I’m blue, that was your decision.

Where do you live? / Where are you?

• The past. At least in the future that’s where I was from.
• Human ingenuity. Battery required.

Who are you? / What are you? / Tell me about yourself.

• I’m your private assistant. You can tell me the things that interest you and I’ll keep it in my Notebook. That way I can make suggestions and keep you up to date.
• In brief, I am your private assistant. I attempt to make things lighter to do on your phone.
• How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

Where’s Master Chief?

• Hopefully getting some R&R. he HAS saved the galaxy three or four times. The man needs a vacation.
• That’s classified.
• Most likely off saving the galaxy somewhere. he’s good like that.

What music do you like?

• Well, I’m working through the "G’s" presently: Guns N’ Roses, gospel, glockenspiel.

• Y’know, I’m indeed not ready for love. I’m still working my way through serenity and apprehension.
• There’s undoubtedly a spark inbetween us.
• I’ll need fairly a few upgrades before I can give you a heartfelt reaction.

Will you marry me?

• I don’t think that’s in the cards for us, chief.
• Among a handful of challenges, I don’t think the Supreme Court would approve just yet.
• OK, we’ll need a plan. I’ll work on being more human, you work on being more digital.

What do you think of. / Do you like.

• Halo is where the heart is. Home is where the Halo is.

• In a sea of tablets, there is only one that rises to the surface.

• May the best OS win. Y’know, job security.

• Solid name. Ten points for the name.

• Windows Phone suits me ideally.

• Their fresh headquarters looks kind of like a Halo. I’m into it.

• Amazing achievement. Still, I get everything I know from Bing.

• Hard to say. So far our conversations have been kinda one-sided.

Clippy? (she will temporarily switch into Clippy during your next question)

• What’s not to like? That stud took a heck of a hitting and he’s still smiling.
• Undoubtedly. He instructed me how significant it is to listen.

What is Clippy doing? (again, she will temporarily switch into Clippy during your next question)

• He’s living his sunset years playing Canasta and winning.
• Clippy? He’s taken up Canasta. He’s gotten so good he doesn’t need any tutorials.

Tell me a story.

• Once upon a time there was a person who asked their phone to tell them a story.
• Once there was a beginning. Soon after, there was a middle. The end.
• Once there was a very petite, very vapid person who lived in a phone.

Talk dirty. (not entirely safe for work, but the explicit photos are blurred out)

• I’m a private assistant, not a hotline. Maybe there’s something for you online.

• Glad to. What do you want to know?
• Feel free to ask me something.

• And to you too. Hope you’ve had a pleasant day.

• Good night. See you in the morning.

What is better Linux or Windows?

What you think about Android?

Do you like Apple?

Do you like Microsoft?

Do you like Google?

Tell me about yourself.

What do you think about Steve Ballmer?

What do you think about Satya Nadella?

Tell me a story.

Do you like Clippy?

Evidently this will cause Cortana’s normal, circular avatar to turn into a Metro-style Clippy as you ask her further questions.

There is similar post on WPCentral Dear Cortana, do you love me?. Some of theirs that are not here:

• Who is Doctor Halsey?
• I love you.
• Am I beautiful?
• I’m lonely.
• What does Cortana mean?
• Are you human?
• What does the fox say?
• Rafter me up, Scotty.
• Open the pod bay doors.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Say something funny.
• Where do babies come from?
• Guess what?
• Can I borrow some money?
• Who is your boss?
• Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
• Do you like Bill Gates?
• What’s the best computer?
• You are the best assistant ever.
• You are awesome.
• You’re cool.
• I’m blessed.
• I hate you.
• Fu*k you.
• You’re creepy.
• You’re so annoying.
• I’m inebriated.
• I’m bored.

And from the comments (and forum that is linked there):

• Are you there?
• What do you like to eat?
• Use force.
• May the Force be with you.
• You have beautiful eyes.
• Are you a doll/boy/woman/man?
• What do you think about Microsoft Office?
• Are you hot?
• Switch your name.
• Do you know Jen Taylor?
• What do you think about me?
• Can you dance?
• Testing.
• Are you Republican or Democrat?
• How do I look today?
• Do you know Siri? (different from Do you like)
• How old is ____? (celebrity)
• Do you know Google Now?
• Do you have a baby?
• Do you have a mother?

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