20 Pick Up Lines For Ladies — Inspired By The REAL Words Of Donald Trump
I love pick up lines. I love cheesy pick up lines, I love sweet pick up lines, I like funny but charming pick up lines.
In many respects, I think they are a dying art form, another lump of the courtship rituals of old that’s leisurely but surely going away forever.
Maybe this is a good thing. I mean, as funny as it is for a man to treatment you at a bar telling "you with all those kinks and me with no brakes," it’s also ridiculously sexist. Plus it takes a special kind of boy to pull off pick up lines like that one without sounding like a creep extraordinaire.
If dudes like Donald Trump are going to be taken earnestly on the national stage, it’s more significant than ever that we don’t let dudes think that the mistreatment of women is ever okay, even if that mistreatment is a bad pick up line.
It is in this spirit that I have come up with these pick up lines inspired by actual things Donald Trump has said. But here’s where it gets joy.
Oh, and these pick up lines aren’t for dudes, they’re for ladies. Let’s see how the other half likes it!
1. " Your penis must be ISIS, because I am going to ruin it."
Two. "I like my studs the way I like my coffee, with a festive seasons greetings on the cup, STARBUCKS."
Three. "If you aren’t Mexico, why is there such a wall inbetween us?"
Four. "Heidi Klum might no longer be a Ten, but you sure are!"
Five. "Rosie O’Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get abominable with you."
6. "Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It’s a compliment, trust me." *Now pinch his butt*
7. "I’d go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists."
8. "You’re fly’s undone. Let me get that for you." *Grab groin and do not let go."
Ten. "I’m going to make your orgasms excellent again."
11. "Let’s make a hookup gauze together. I promise I won’t tell anyone, unless you cross me."
12. " You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is eating me out."
13. "Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I’ll deport you?"
16. "Just like the word ‘Latino’, I’m loving using you for the very first time."
17. "I promise I won’t fire you until you come at least three times."
Legal. "Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I’ll straighten it right out."
Nineteen. "I wanna Putin my tit in your mouth."
20. "If you were my stud, I’d let you delete all the emails you wished."
21. "Like all women, I’ve got a big mouth. Hefty." *wink aggressively*
22. "Baby you could play my woman card whenever you want."