How To Talk Dirty To A Female Over Text – Ready to Use Sexting Examples
Let’s get one thing straight…
Women are sexual creatures. Damsels love lovemaking. Ladies think about hookup, maybe even more than you do. Women, women, whatever you want to refer to the fairer lovemaking as – they are not these unspoiled, chastised creatures many in the media make them out to be.
I hope you already knew this, but I had to make sure we are on the same page. And since you already know this, you should also know that every woman loves a bit of sexting from time to time. Especially while she’s ovulating. It’s biology ��
Why You’re Getting No Sexts
If you’re reading this article and thinking, “Hmmm, I wonder why I never get any sexts from chicks?” then you’ve come to the right place. You’re not getting any sexts because you’re most likely doing one of a few things wrong.
Problem 1: Attraction Type
You may not be creating enough attraction. Not the “oh he’s lovely and maybe I’ll let him take me on a few dates” type of attraction. I’m talking the “ohhhh shit! Why am I following this stranger into his apartment” type of sexual attraction.
If she’s not sexually into you, you very likely won’t be getting any sexts, naked pictures or dirty talking from her. You have to thrill her in order to get dirty texts and photos from a dame. You can’t just attract her. She has to actively think about your man rod deep inwards her before she’ll actively engage you in sexting. And clearly this is lighter after you’ve slept with a girl…
Problem Two: No Lovemaking For You
You may not be getting laid enough. It’s always lighter to get naked pictures and dirty texts from women you’ve slept with before. You’ll always be playing an uphill battle if you’re attempting to get things heated up before sleeping with her. It’s possible, but a bit more difficult.
Problem Three: Tactless Thirsty Dudes
You don’t know how to decently talk dirty with her. You go from “0 to 100” way too quickly. Instead of preheating the oven, you’re way too greedy (or thirsty). You throw it in on broil and then leave behind the oven mits when you attempt to take it out. You have no patience or tact.
Women love dudes of activity. They love studs who go after what they want, but only if done in the decent manner. Always be a gentleman. You shouldn’t ever come off as a brazen or rude social retard with no filter.
For example, this is an awful text to send to a female:
“Nice meeting you last night, can’t wait to f**k you sideways later this week”
There is no banter. There is no flirting. There is no sizzle. You seem thirsty. This lady will lose the attraction she had for you, if any at all. She will think you think she is a tart and overlook you.
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How To Talk Dirty To Damsels Over Text (and hopefully get some sexy shots)
WARNING: The following sexting examples are fairly direct, and we don’t want to come across as offensive. We believe that a man should strive to be as much gentlemanlike as possible and treat every woman with respect and admiration. But when it comes to bedroom, honestly, isn’t all about getting dirty?
Be Playful & Tactful, But Slow Down Until You Know Her
Now we talked about being thirsty and using tact to get her heated up. You can throw all that out the window once you know a lady. Everything is situational and once you know a woman, you can get away with a lot more than with a female you don’t know too well.
There is a fine line with leisurely done thought. You don’t want to come off as a normal dweeb type of man. You still want to be the arousing type of man she’ll text. Thus, you have to truly be tactful, but playful at the same time.
For example, with a damsel you had just met last night or the other day, you could commence a conversation off sexually with something like this:
“Good to meet you last night… that sexy little bum of your is running through my mind… getting no work done today, you’re a terrible influence on me!”
This example is playful and she’ll love the flirt. You’ll also undoubtedly tell her you’re a sexual man, not some nice, boring dude – the type of fellow she’s very likely bored with.
However, if you already know a female and had hookup with her, you can truly embark things quickly. This is a good example of a quick conversation with a doll you already have been intimate with:
You: “Hmmm it’s Thursday evening, I’m off work and I’m so horny when I think about you…what should I do?”
You: “Silly woman, that’s nasty. You weren’t blessed with hips like that for nothing… get the nice underwear, some crimson lipstick and get over here now!”
This lady is going to come over and spend a lovely evening bootie naked with you, as long as she doesn’t have any too pressing plans. You were brash, but humorous. You made her feel sexy and kind of predominated. You didn’t come off as a creep. This is how you dirty text.
Embark From the Beginning
Now, the best way to commence a dirty texting conversation is to begin from the beginning. However, you can’t be tactless creep in doing so. You can begin a conversation with a somewhat sexual vibe. This is because many guys avoid being playful and sexual almost entirely.
Embark with the light mischievous stuff and keep going from the very very first text. Then always attempt and turn things into a sexual innuendo, even if it’s a corny one. You don’t have to be talking about leaning her over a desk in the dean’s office to excite her.
Her: “Hey you, how’s your day going?”
You: “Oh hey gingersnap… a little boring to be fair. Need some excitement today…”
Her:“Really? What kind of excitement :)”
You: “Idk, maybe a servant maid who’s does everything I ask…”
Keep the vibe joy and flirty from here. You can proceed sexting or you can thrust for a meet up.
You May Offend Her
You will eventually offend her. Or one of your “hers” will get offend. You will be dirty texting and she will get upset. This is fine. Just don’t be a large bitch and begin apologizing in a needy manner. Take a chill pill and play things cool. She may just be testing you.
However, you need to give a petite apology. One way to do so:
Her: “that was truly rude”
You: “Ahhhh I didn’t hurt your feelings too bad did I? Ugghhh fine, you get one spank and that’s it…”
You accept and acknowledge she is upset, but you don’t bow down to her will. She still respect you and you’ve maintained her attraction.
Diving Deep – Dirty Texting For Experts
If you’re a cherry and want to stay that way, you won’t want to proceed reading this. However, if you’re read to take your sexting to the next level – read on.
Here are a few more accomplished dirty texting tips:
Running The Questions Game Over Text
You should already be running “the questions game” on almost every very first date. It’s the easiest way to dive into deeper subjects and take a conversation sexual. Chicks love that shit.
It’s also an effortless way to take a texting conversation to a sexting conversation. Here’s the exact framework you should use:
You: “so wanna play a game”
You: “Cool questions game. Three questions each, but you have to response honestly. No lies or BS. You can’t repeat the question someone else already asked”
Her: “Hah ok but you ask first”
You: “I’m a gentleman. Ladies always come first”
Now a majority of the time she’ll fight you on this. That’s fine. You can argue a bit back and forward. She may ask very first or she may “make” you.
If she asks very first, response all her questions honestly and give her feedback if they are boring. If they are sexual, you’re set. If she gives you boring ones (and is a reserved chick) and you answered, you then mirror her questions while adding a bit of edge. Once she answers, give feedback and then go round two. She may begin to sexualize or she may not. When you get to you’re 2nd round, you do.
If she “makes” you ask very first, you can turn it on her quickly:
You: “Well I was going to play nice, but since you’re being so stubborn…”
Don’t wait for her response:
You: “1. How many fellows have put their rocket into your she pocket?”
You: “2. Do you like being predominated in bed?
You: “3. What’s the one sexual thing you’ve always wished to attempt but never had the nerve to do?”
These are the money questions. You have to get to these in the game. They are what matters. So – no matter if she goes very first, you go very first, the vibe isn’t sexual…
You have to get to these. She may be bashful, but she’ll reaction. Jokingly call her out on anything that doesn’t sound true. Spitball a bit on her answers, then say
She’ll ask you at least one or two sexual questions, usually all three. Reaction honestly, but give warning to her if anything is “too” weird or crazy before telling her (example: you’ve had two hundred sexual fucking partners).
Run one more round and ask two sexual questions based on her answers (example: What turns you on the most? How do you usually come?). Throw in a question based on her childhood as well. You want it to be sexual, but light. Something like:
You: Did you ever get to smooch you largest crush in junior high?
She’ll response. After two rounds, you should have enough items to text about. Let the questions game aspect of the sexting die out.
After getting her heating up, you can ask for nudes if you think the time is right.
Texting Her To Orgasm
You can use this after the questions game or in a different situation. If you’ve got a woman who is sexual from the leap, a chick you’ve slept with before or a female with whom you’ve decently escalated the convo, you can casually suggest to walk her through an orgasm.
Once she’s a bit hot and bothered, from some type of sexting you can say:
You: If you ask nicely, I may just let you have an orgasm.
Her: Umm not sure what you’re talking about, but sure
You: Say please and liquidate your pants.
Her: Ok and please
You: Good lady. Now imagine I’m there…
You: On top of you. I’ve pinned you down against the bed. I’m going to take you while you writhe and shriek in pleasure. You feel a tingle inbetween your gams as my forearm touches you. I grab a knuckle total of your hair and pull you close before smooching you deeply. My fingers run through your hair as we smooch.
You: Then I grab you and through your mitts behind your back and arch you over. SMACK. You feel my mitt give your bootie a hard smack. You whence as you groan. You feel a nibble, but a good feeling too. I take my belt and tie your mitts together.
You: I shove your face into the cushion and pull my arm back to spank you again…this time hard. You yelp in agony, but the cushion muffles your shrieks. I tell you to shut up and take it like a good lady.
You: I spin you over and shove you on you knees. I stand up and look you in the eye before making you suck my hard knob as I stand. You take my hard schlong in my mouth as I forcefully grav your hair. I commence to shove more of my beef whistle in your mouth as you begin to gag.
Her: ahhh this is good
You get the idea guys. You just proceed texting her dirty until she says she’s about to come. Then tell her you didn’t let her yet. After a few more sexts, you end one with:
The key is to warm her up before getting to deep, but tell her you’ll make her come. Once she’s warm, be very explicit and superior in your texts. Then don’t let her come until after the orgasm of your sexual story. That’s when you use the final text.
Feel free to ask for nude photos, especially if she came.
Asking For Photos The Right Way
Some ladies will just send you photos out of the blue. Some chicks will never send photos. Some chicks will only send photos to guys they’ve had lovemaking with. Some chicks will spam photos to everybody.
If you’ve heated her up through text, you are in a position to ask for photos. Once she’s heated, you can get away with just about anything as long as you don’t send “nudes” or something lame like that.
However, maybe you’ve had lovemaking with a lady, but haven’t been sexting much. You want to get nude photos of her, but may not have the time to invest in a bunch of sexting. Plus, she’s not the type to just send nudes for no reason or out of the blue.
The next time you shag her, give it to her good a duo of times and be rough with her. Make sure you finish a bit sweaty and out of breath. As you finish, you’ll want to roll over and tap your chest. She’ll budge her head on your chest and you’ll snuggle a bit.
Give her a light smooch on the forehead and leisurely regain your breath. Then compliment whatever part of her assets you want photos of, but say it in an exasperated way:
You: “God, you have a nice fucking bootie.”
You: “Fuck, your tits are flawless.”
You then smack her arse and grab her tit. Gently. You don’t want to interrupt the postcoital snuggles.
And recall – the compliment has to be genuine.
She won’t leave behind it, especially if you fucked her right.
Now, you may find she sends you a photo of her butt and/or tits within a week of this happening (again, depending on how well you fucked her). If she doesn’t, you have set yourself up to ask for a nude.
Begin a conversation. It can be normal, but make sure things are a bit playful. Then bring it up:
You: “For some reason that bum of just yours won’t leave my mind. It’s fucking tormenting me. I can’t sleep. I can’t eat ;)”
Her: “Haha that’s not my fault. You’re the horny boy ;)”
You: Ahh well I can’t deny that, but I do know a pic or three of that bum may help with the entire eating and sleeping”
She may not send them right away, but she will eventually. Just because you asked nicely.
Final Note On Diving Deep Into Sexting
One key item to reminisce: if you’ve gotten to this point in the conversation with a dame, you can and often should, stack these dirty texting tips. For example, you can commence by running the questions game to sexualize the conversation. Then suggest to walk her through an orgasm. Once she’s finished, you could request a few nude photos as a thank you.
Patrick Banks is an entrepreneur, full-time dating advisor, and total health & fitness pervert. He provides tips on how to exercise and eat well, boost energy and feel certain in your own skin. He believes a healthy figure and successful social interactions are two main keys to happiness.
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Ha you truly do not know your stuff at all, you have a clue but you have long ways to go. I am sorry for the sad man that takes you're advise.
“You take my hard jizz-shotgun in my mouth as I forcefully grav your hair.”
Dude earnestly how could you have possibly written this and not seen how ridiculous it is. Wow. I got nothing…
Yes rightly said
Oh man, this is even stupider than Cracked implied!
Have you ever met a human woman before?
Worked with me, man. So yeah…
Not sure what the problem is. Some of it may seem over the top, it's not going to work for every dude with every doll, and there are other ways of wording things, but this stuff does indeed work.
Okay im a doll (15) and this is hella wrong me and my bf sext for hours without getting bored and this is totally not the way of doing it! I'll showcase you an example
After a duo of hours sexting
Stud; Can we take a break?
After twenty minutes
Fellow; Omg baby i knew i said i dreamed a break but i indeed want your sexy butt right now
Me; Oh daddy your already missing my taut little beaver?
Dude; Damn it baby i cant help it your making me fuckin horny asf right now!
Me; Oh poor baby (Sends A Taunting Vid Of Me Leisurely Taking My Undies Off But Then Stops And Says Wild Boys Dont Get Treats)
Fellow; Damn it Baby!
Me; Oh Poor Daddy! (Sends A Vid Of Me Spanking My Butt) I deserve a spanking dont I?
And that my friends is how we spend our days! ��
If you want “more” examples or advice my kik is _Sadie__Baby_