44 Best Tinder Pickup Lines That Will Make Her Crazy For You
Are you one of those guys who’s gone through life thinking pickup lines are just cheesy, one liners that scare ladies off? Well my friend you’re wrong.
Fortunately I’m here to educate you on what to say on Tinder, what are the types of pickup lines, when to use them and most importantly to give you the very best tinder pickup lines the internet (and my brain) has to suggest.
Shall we get embarked then?
Direct Tinder Pickup lines
Direct pickup lines are very likely the ones you think of when someone asks you to for your best pickup line. Unluckily, most people think this the only type of pickup line. While this is a type of pickup line it’s not the only one; it does however fit into the category I’m going to call “direct cheesy pickup lines”.
Direct Cheesy Pickup lines
We’ve already established what they are so let’s look at some of the best examples and when to use these types of lines.
- Hi I’m doing a survey of which pickup line women think is the worst:
1. Do you come here often?
Two. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Three. Hi I’m doing a survey of which pickup lines women think is the worst.
You’re so beautiful you just made me leave behind my pickup line.
What’s a brainy, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?
I value my breath so I’d appreciate if you’d stop taking it away.
You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.
Smooch me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
These are just a few examples but you get the idea. Quick and straight to the point; the entire idea of these “direct cheesy pickup lines” is to attempt and get a laugh/ smile and to non-verbally say to whoever you matched with, “I’m flirting with you”.
So when should you use one of these? Well, if you favour these types of pickup lines then you’re in luck. The woman has just matched with you, that means she already finds you attractive and so you can skip the “working out if she likes me” step.
A pickup line is essentially a mini advert of yourself so using one of the examples above tells a chick, “I have a sense of humour, I’m direct and I don’t take myself too gravely,” just make sure to gauge who you send these to as you can come off as to forward or corny to some ladies.
Direct Adult Pickup lines
A pickup line can fit into cheesy and adult but the main difference (in my opinion) is that cheesy ones say, “I’m attracted to you,” adult pickup lines say, “I want you,” reminisce pickup lines are adverts and so more adult ones set the mood as erotic intensions.
Want to come over to mine and witness porn on my vapid screen mirror?
You look like trouble (satan emoji or wink emoji).
You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress vanish at midnight.
I’m not going to be your spouse but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.
The significant thing to reminisce when using dirty/ adult pickup lines is that not everyone will react well to them, they can be misinterpreted in a lot more ways than clean pickups and often the intended delivery can be misty – utilise emojis to set the tone of the pickups.
Direct Serious Pick-ups
These can be clean or dirty but the most significant thing here is the sincerity, they can either work for or against you as either certain (which is attractive) or overpowering. The key is to make sure you are veritable and original.
You look like you have fine energy, I’m nosey, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?
I truly like your (insert something from her pictures and attempt to make it interesting) in your picture.
Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like (insert a beautiful celebrity they kind of look like)?
You look like you love escapade, you know some guys love spontaneous/ adventurous damsels.
We should skip the week of talking/ petite talk and just go on a coffee date.
When writing a serious pickup always think, “what does this line say about me?” a damsel will have heard that she has beautiful eyes a lot and if you don’t give a unique line, you’re unlikely to seem unique yourself.
Indirect Pickup Lines
Indirect pickup lines are conversation starters or pick-up lines disguised as conversation; essentially they’re pick-up lines that a dame doesn’t realise you’re delivering that transition into a utter conversation naturally.
The problem with being indirect is that you risk being friend zoned if your intensions aren’t made clear. Be the good fellow or the bad boy, not the nice boy.
Indirect Cheesy Pickups
These may be one of the only indirect pickups that damsels will interpret as a pickup, either way the aim is to make them laugh. These tend to be more intensely scripted than other indirect pickup lines simply because you’re looking to hit a punchline.
“No way neither have I, we have so much in common!”
“oh, what’s that then?”
“the divorce papers just came in; our court date is Saturday”
“I’ll see you in court then”
“Also I’m keeping the dog and the house and the cars and the yacht… you can keep the kids”
- “I see you like reading, did you know I’m writing a book?”
“Are you now, what’s it about?”
“It’s about beautiful women I call it ‘my phone book’, unluckily it’s missing your number”
“wow, you’re forward. Not much, what about you?”
These are best used if you can think on your feet if the woman you’re talking to goes ‘off script’.
Indirect Adult Pickups
The best way to use an indirect adult pickup is to make the dame you’ve matched with look like the dirty one, word play and sarcasm can truly help here.
- “Let’s play a game, how prompt can you guess these words?”
1.BOO_S Two._ _NDOM Trio.F_ _K Four.P_N_S Five.PU_S_ 6.S_X
(The actual answers are: BOOKS, RANDOM, FORK, PANTS,
PULSE, SIX. Accuse her of being dirty if she gives the demonstrable answers, if she turns down to reaction because she thinks they’re dirty give her the answers)
- “What’s long and hard and has jizz in it?”
“what’s hideous about a cucumber? Oh, ew you have such a dirty mind, here I am just asking an guiltless riddle”
- “Roses are crimson, violets are blue, come to bed and I’ll… tuck you in goodnight. Wait what did you think I was going to say?”
It can be very difficult to think of these simply because being indirect and dirty don’t normally go forearm in arm. If you taunt and use sarcasm however it can set sexual strain straight away.
Anti-Pickup Lines
The anti-pickup line is essentially a satire pickup line, playing on the entire situation and poking joy at pickup lines. Whilst they may be lost on many people some will truly appreciate them.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because have hookup with me.
Baby if I could rewrite the alphabet I would make a capital “i” and a lowercase “L” more distinguishable because embarking a sentence with “ill” is hard to read.
My last matches advances and jokes were so funny that I determined to tell my lawyer and now I have a restraining order.
I’ve been waiting here for…. Minutes and you still haven’t send me a pickup line, how rude.
The Big List
We all know you didn’t read this article to just learn about pick-up lines so here’s that list of the best the internet (and my brain) have to suggest, love.
Can you stop staring at my profile and message me already? I don’t bite unless you ask.
I don’t know how this works, are we married now?
When I was junior my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t recall my response.
My nickname at school was “the truth” chicks just couldn’t treat me, what was yours?
Do you come here often?
Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together some time
I don’t flirt but I do have a habit of being extra nice to people who are extra attractive
Well now I know why the sky was so grey today, you took all the blue for your eyes
I’m not funked of commitment like other guys, I used to do my maths homework in pen
You’re going to have to delete tinder, you’re making the other women look bad
What’s a nice damsel like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you know the best thing about smooches? If you don’t like them, you can always come back them
I’ll cook your dinner if you cook me breakfast
Just reminisce that pick-up lines are essentially mini adverts. Make sure you tailor your pick-up lines to your intension(s) and most of all have joy.
Patrick Banks is an entrepreneur, full-time dating advisor, and total health & fitness weirdo. He provides tips on how to exercise and eat well, boost energy and feel certain in your own skin. He believes a healthy bod and successful social interactions are two main keys to happiness.
44 Best Tinder Pickup Lines That Will Make Her Crazy For You
44 Best Tinder Pickup Lines That Will Make Her Crazy For You
Are you one of those guys who’s gone through life thinking pickup lines are just cheesy, one liners that scare damsels off? Well my friend you’re wrong.
Fortunately I’m here to educate you on what to say on Tinder, what are the types of pickup lines, when to use them and most importantly to give you the very best tinder pickup lines the internet (and my brain) has to suggest.
Shall we get commenced then?
Direct Tinder Pickup lines
Direct pickup lines are very likely the ones you think of when someone asks you to for your best pickup line. Unluckily, most people think this the only type of pickup line. While this is a type of pickup line it’s not the only one; it does however fit into the category I’m going to call “direct cheesy pickup lines”.
Direct Cheesy Pickup lines
We’ve already established what they are so let’s look at some of the best examples and when to use these types of lines.
- Hi I’m doing a survey of which pickup line women think is the worst:
1. Do you come here often?
Two. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Trio. Hi I’m doing a survey of which pickup lines chicks think is the worst.
You’re so beautiful you just made me leave behind my pickup line.
What’s a clever, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?
I value my breath so I’d appreciate if you’d stop taking it away.
You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.
Smooch me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
These are just a few examples but you get the idea. Quick and straight to the point; the entire idea of these “direct cheesy pickup lines” is to attempt and get a laugh/ smile and to non-verbally say to whoever you matched with, “I’m flirting with you”.
So when should you use one of these? Well, if you favour these types of pickup lines then you’re in luck. The chick has just matched with you, that means she already finds you attractive and so you can skip the “working out if she likes me” step.
A pickup line is essentially a mini advert of yourself so using one of the examples above tells a woman, “I have a sense of humour, I’m direct and I don’t take myself too gravely,” just make sure to gauge who you send these to as you can come off as to forward or corny to some ladies.
Direct Adult Pickup lines
A pickup line can fit into cheesy and adult but the main difference (in my opinion) is that cheesy ones say, “I’m attracted to you,” adult pickup lines say, “I want you,” reminisce pickup lines are adverts and so more adult ones set the mood as erotic intensions.
Want to come over to mine and observe porn on my plane screen mirror?
You look like trouble (demon emoji or wink emoji).
You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress vanish at midnight.
I’m not going to be your hubby but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.
The significant thing to recall when using dirty/ adult pickup lines is that not everyone will react well to them, they can be misinterpreted in a lot more ways than clean pickups and often the intended delivery can be misty – utilise emojis to set the tone of the pickups.
Direct Serious Pick-ups
These can be clean or dirty but the most significant thing here is the sincerity, they can either work for or against you as either certain (which is attractive) or overpowering. The key is to make sure you are veritable and original.
You look like you have excellent energy, I’m nosey, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?
I indeed like your (insert something from her pictures and attempt to make it interesting) in your picture.
Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like (insert a beautiful celebrity they kind of look like)?
You look like you love venture, you know some guys love spontaneous/ adventurous women.
We should skip the week of talking/ petite talk and just go on a coffee date.
When writing a serious pickup always think, “what does this line say about me?” a doll will have heard that she has beautiful eyes a lot and if you don’t give a unique line, you’re unlikely to seem unique yourself.
Indirect Pickup Lines
Indirect pickup lines are conversation starters or pick-up lines disguised as conversation; essentially they’re pick-up lines that a lady doesn’t realise you’re delivering that transition into a total conversation naturally.
The problem with being indirect is that you risk being friend zoned if your intensions aren’t made clear. Be the good dude or the bad man, not the nice dude.
Indirect Cheesy Pickups
These may be one of the only indirect pickups that ladies will interpret as a pickup, either way the aim is to make them laugh. These tend to be more intensely scripted than other indirect pickup lines simply because you’re looking to hit a punchline.
“No way neither have I, we have so much in common!”
“oh, what’s that then?”
“the divorce papers just came in; our court date is Saturday”
“I’ll see you in court then”
“Also I’m keeping the dog and the house and the cars and the yacht… you can keep the kids”
- “I see you like reading, did you know I’m writing a book?”
“Are you now, what’s it about?”
“It’s about beautiful damsels I call it ‘my phone book’, unluckily it’s missing your number”
“wow, you’re forward. Not much, what about you?”
These are best used if you can think on your feet if the female you’re talking to goes ‘off script’.
Indirect Adult Pickups
The best way to use an indirect adult pickup is to make the chick you’ve matched with look like the dirty one, word play and sarcasm can indeed help here.
- “Let’s play a game, how quick can you guess these words?”
1.BOO_S Two._ _NDOM Three.F_ _K Four.P_N_S Five.PU_S_ 6.S_X
(The actual answers are: BOOKS, RANDOM, FORK, PANTS,
PULSE, SIX. Accuse her of being dirty if she gives the evident answers, if she turns down to response because she thinks they’re dirty give her the answers)
- “What’s long and hard and has jizz in it?”
“what’s heinous about a cucumber? Oh, ew you have such a dirty mind, here I am just asking an virginal riddle”
- “Roses are crimson, violets are blue, come to bed and I’ll… tuck you in goodnight. Wait what did you think I was going to say?”
It can be very difficult to think of these simply because being indirect and dirty don’t normally go palm in forearm. If you taunt and use sarcasm however it can set sexual strain straight away.
Anti-Pickup Lines
The anti-pickup line is essentially a satire pickup line, playing on the entire situation and poking joy at pickup lines. Whilst they may be lost on many people some will truly appreciate them.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because have lovemaking with me.
Baby if I could rewrite the alphabet I would make a capital “i” and a lowercase “L” more distinguishable because embarking a sentence with “ill” is hard to read.
My last matches advances and jokes were so funny that I determined to tell my lawyer and now I have a restraining order.
I’ve been waiting here for…. Minutes and you still haven’t send me a pickup line, how rude.
The Big List
We all know you didn’t read this article to just learn about pick-up lines so here’s that list of the best the internet (and my brain) have to suggest, love.
Can you stop staring at my profile and message me already? I don’t bite unless you ask.
I don’t know how this works, are we married now?
When I was junior my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t recall my response.
My nickname at school was “the truth” damsels just couldn’t treat me, what was yours?
Do you come here often?
Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together some time
I don’t flirt but I do have a habit of being extra nice to people who are extra attractive
Well now I know why the sky was so grey today, you took all the blue for your eyes
I’m not panicked of commitment like other guys, I used to do my maths homework in pen
You’re going to have to delete tinder, you’re making the other chicks look bad
What’s a nice lady like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you know the best thing about smooches? If you don’t like them, you can always comeback them
I’ll cook your dinner if you cook me breakfast
Just reminisce that pick-up lines are essentially mini adverts. Make sure you tailor your pick-up lines to your intension(s) and most of all have joy.
Patrick Banks is an entrepreneur, full-time dating advisor, and total health & fitness pervert. He provides tips on how to exercise and eat well, boost energy and feel certain in your own skin. He believes a healthy figure and successful social interactions are two main keys to happiness.
44 Best Tinder Pickup Lines That Will Make Her Crazy For You
44 Best Tinder Pickup Lines That Will Make Her Crazy For You
Are you one of those guys who’s gone through life thinking pickup lines are just cheesy, one liners that scare damsels off? Well my friend you’re wrong.
Fortunately I’m here to educate you on what to say on Tinder, what are the types of pickup lines, when to use them and most importantly to give you the very best tinder pickup lines the internet (and my brain) has to suggest.
Shall we get embarked then?
Direct Tinder Pickup lines
Direct pickup lines are most likely the ones you think of when someone asks you to for your best pickup line. Unluckily, most people think this the only type of pickup line. While this is a type of pickup line it’s not the only one; it does however fit into the category I’m going to call “direct cheesy pickup lines”.
Direct Cheesy Pickup lines
We’ve already established what they are so let’s look at some of the best examples and when to use these types of lines.
- Hi I’m doing a survey of which pickup line damsels think is the worst:
1. Do you come here often?
Two. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Trio. Hi I’m doing a survey of which pickup lines ladies think is the worst.
You’re so beautiful you just made me leave behind my pickup line.
What’s a wise, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?
I value my breath so I’d appreciate if you’d stop taking it away.
You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.
Smooch me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
These are just a few examples but you get the idea. Quick and straight to the point; the entire idea of these “direct cheesy pickup lines” is to attempt and get a laugh/ smile and to non-verbally say to whoever you matched with, “I’m flirting with you”.
So when should you use one of these? Well, if you favour these types of pickup lines then you’re in luck. The dame has just matched with you, that means she already finds you attractive and so you can skip the “working out if she likes me” step.
A pickup line is essentially a mini advert of yourself so using one of the examples above tells a doll, “I have a sense of humour, I’m direct and I don’t take myself too gravely,” just make sure to gauge who you send these to as you can come off as to forward or corny to some chicks.
Direct Adult Pickup lines
A pickup line can fit into cheesy and adult but the main difference (in my opinion) is that cheesy ones say, “I’m attracted to you,” adult pickup lines say, “I want you,” reminisce pickup lines are adverts and so more adult ones set the mood as erotic intensions.
Want to come over to mine and see porn on my vapid screen mirror?
You look like trouble (satan emoji or wink emoji).
You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress vanish at midnight.
I’m not going to be your spouse but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.
The significant thing to recall when using dirty/ adult pickup lines is that not everyone will react well to them, they can be misinterpreted in a lot more ways than clean pickups and often the intended delivery can be misty – utilise emojis to set the tone of the pickups.
Direct Serious Pick-ups
These can be clean or dirty but the most significant thing here is the sincerity, they can either work for or against you as either certain (which is attractive) or overpowering. The key is to make sure you are genuine and original.
You look like you have fine energy, I’m nosey, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?
I truly like your (insert something from her pictures and attempt to make it interesting) in your picture.
Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like (insert a beautiful celebrity they kind of look like)?
You look like you love escapade, you know some guys love spontaneous/ adventurous damsels.
We should skip the week of talking/ petite talk and just go on a coffee date.
When writing a serious pickup always think, “what does this line say about me?” a doll will have heard that she has beautiful eyes a lot and if you don’t give a unique line, you’re unlikely to seem unique yourself.
Indirect Pickup Lines
Indirect pickup lines are conversation starters or pick-up lines disguised as conversation; essentially they’re pick-up lines that a female doesn’t realise you’re delivering that transition into a utter conversation naturally.
The problem with being indirect is that you risk being friend zoned if your intensions aren’t made clear. Be the good boy or the bad man, not the nice fellow.
Indirect Cheesy Pickups
These may be one of the only indirect pickups that chicks will interpret as a pickup, either way the aim is to make them laugh. These tend to be more intensely scripted than other indirect pickup lines simply because you’re looking to hit a punchline.
“No way neither have I, we have so much in common!”
“oh, what’s that then?”
“the divorce papers just came in; our court date is Saturday”
“I’ll see you in court then”
“Also I’m keeping the dog and the house and the cars and the yacht… you can keep the kids”
- “I see you like reading, did you know I’m writing a book?”
“Are you now, what’s it about?”
“It’s about beautiful damsels I call it ‘my phone book’, unluckily it’s missing your number”
“wow, you’re forward. Not much, what about you?”
These are best used if you can think on your feet if the doll you’re talking to goes ‘off script’.
Indirect Adult Pickups
The best way to use an indirect adult pickup is to make the chick you’ve matched with look like the dirty one, word play and sarcasm can indeed help here.
- “Let’s play a game, how prompt can you guess these words?”
1.BOO_S Two._ _NDOM Trio.F_ _K Four.P_N_S Five.PU_S_ 6.S_X
(The actual answers are: BOOKS, RANDOM, FORK, PANTS,
PULSE, SIX. Accuse her of being dirty if she gives the evident answers, if she rejects to reaction because she thinks they’re dirty give her the answers)
- “What’s long and hard and has jizz in it?”
“what’s abhorrent about a cucumber? Oh, ew you have such a dirty mind, here I am just asking an virginal riddle”
- “Roses are crimson, violets are blue, come to bed and I’ll… tuck you in goodnight. Wait what did you think I was going to say?”
It can be very difficult to think of these simply because being indirect and dirty don’t normally go arm in palm. If you taunt and use sarcasm however it can set sexual pressure straight away.
Anti-Pickup Lines
The anti-pickup line is essentially a satire pickup line, playing on the entire situation and poking joy at pickup lines. Whilst they may be lost on many people some will indeed appreciate them.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because have hook-up with me.
Baby if I could rewrite the alphabet I would make a capital “i” and a lowercase “L” more distinguishable because kicking off a sentence with “ill” is hard to read.
My last matches advances and jokes were so funny that I determined to tell my lawyer and now I have a restraining order.
I’ve been waiting here for…. Minutes and you still haven’t send me a pickup line, how rude.
The Big List
We all know you didn’t read this article to just learn about pick-up lines so here’s that list of the best the internet (and my brain) have to suggest, love.
Can you stop staring at my profile and message me already? I don’t bite unless you ask.
I don’t know how this works, are we married now?
When I was junior my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t reminisce my response.
My nickname at school was “the truth” damsels just couldn’t treat me, what was yours?
Do you come here often?
Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together some time
I don’t flirt but I do have a habit of being extra nice to people who are extra attractive
Well now I know why the sky was so grey today, you took all the blue for your eyes
I’m not funked of commitment like other guys, I used to do my maths homework in pen
You’re going to have to delete tinder, you’re making the other chicks look bad
What’s a nice female like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you know the best thing about smooches? If you don’t like them, you can always comeback them
I’ll cook your dinner if you cook me breakfast
Just reminisce that pick-up lines are essentially mini adverts. Make sure you tailor your pick-up lines to your intension(s) and most of all have joy.
Patrick Banks is an entrepreneur, full-time dating advisor, and total health & fitness crank. He provides tips on how to exercise and eat well, boost energy and feel certain in your own skin. He believes a healthy bod and successful social interactions are two main keys to happiness.