Cinco De Mayo Pick-Up Lines
Hey even on those days where hooking up seems like a given…it always helps to have a plan. And sometimes you need more than Corona to keep the opposite lovemaking from making a run for the border!
If You Buy Me A Shot, I’ll Eat The Worm…
Guys love when a woman is um…adventurous.
Dayum…One Look At You, Chica, And My Soft-Shell Taco Got Deep-Fried!
It’s a large turn-on when a damsel knows she makes you crunchy.
You’re The Kind Of Woman I Could Mariachi…
When she asks to see the ring, just deep-throat your trumpet in her face. Hopefully she laughs. Abuelita will not approve.
Ay Dios Mio! Jorge Jr. Just Got Muy Gordito.
Everything sounds more romantic when you say it in Spanish!
I Won’t Blame The Tequila If I Get With You!
That doesn’t mean she won’t.
Ay Caramba! You’re Sexier Than A Jalapeno Pepper. I Better Wear A Glove When I Treat You!
It’s always good to be safe when dealing with hot peppers. And random damsels you meet on Cinco de Mayo.
If You’re As Intelligent As You Are Beautiful, Then You’d Know That Today Is Not The Anniversary Of The Mexican Revolution, But Rather The Mexican Army’s Unlikely Victory Over French Compels At The Battle Of Puebla. Now Lose The Pants.
Who knows? Impress her with your smarts and you may score your own unlikely victory.
You’re Rice…I’m Beans… And Together We Are A Combo Plate Of Bueno!
People want their pick-up lines like their Mexican food…cheesy!
There’s A Fiesta In My Gauchos And You And Your Maracas Are Undoubtedly Invited!
There is always some version of an ‘in your pants’ pick-up line thrown a girl’s way. She’ll be affected you didn’t go with chimichanga.
You’re Like A Piñata, Cause I’d Undoubtedly Hit That!
Here’s hoping she doesn’t need to get entirely smashed before she gives you some candy!
What are your plans for Cinco de Mayo? Do you have any no fail pick-up lines to share with us? Let us know in the comments!
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