How to Propose a Chick on Facebook: Top ten Ways
After exploring general Facebook dating tips in our last posts How to Propose a Dame on Facebook-Part one and How to Propose a Woman on Facebook-Part Two, I embarked getting a few polite (OK, sometimes) hints from some of you reminding me that it was time to look at some actual methods of proposing a doll on Facebook.
So here are your long-awaited hacks to deepthroat her off her feet as you announce your love on The Social Network.
#1. Propose a Female on Facebook with a funny anagram
Post an anagram of “I love you Tina” (let’s say her name is Tina) or any message you want to give her, on her wall, in the form of an intricate picture. Here’s a cool little app that rearranges any text string into various funny anagrams. And then, with nothing more than the copy of Microsoft Powerpoint already sitting there in your computer, turn it into the whackiest word-image ever. Save the slide as picture and post it to Facebook. Done! If she seems to have missed the trick, you can challenge her over talk to solve the puzzle hidden in your post. 😉
#Two. Propose a Dame on Facebook with a “time-bomb”
Post a picture on her wall which says, “The ten th day from today will be the most significant day of your life.” The next day post another that says, “9 more days to go…”, “8 more days to go…” and so on until the last day. On the ten th day inbox her your most romantic e-card. She’d recall the moment for the next hundred years.
#Trio. Propose a damsel on Facebook with a status message
If you’re feeling frustrated with the banality of that one, bear with me for a few more seconds till you find the significant bit.
The most visible way to propose a doll on Facebook is by posting your romantic message to her in the form of a status message on your profile.
But ease off. I’m not talking about providing the entire world something to talk about. Not yet. 😉
Have you heard of something called post-level privacy settings? Click on the audience selector of your fresh status message, choose “custom” and then make it invisible to everyone but her.
She’d get a massive shock to see your declaration of love out there for the world to see, but trust me – she will feel a lil’ bit proud of you for being so fair about your feelings (don’t leave behind to go crazy ;)).
To be on the safe side send her a private message a few days later (in case she hasn’t responded already) and explain it.
#Four. Propose a female on Facebook by going lyrical
Poems are poems because they express the feelings deep inwards our hearts better than we can – in a way that excites our emotions. Post your favourite romantic lyrics or poem as your status message and tag her. The poet’s words might just catch her fancy if yours’ falls brief. 😉
#Five. Propose a lady on Facebook by posting a movie
Video-record yourself proposing her in your most romantic language. Post it on YouTube. Give it some funny name like “Dying for love” or “Until death do us apart”. Post it on your profile (again, be careful with your privacy settings) with a commentary that goes something like, “Heart-rending…brought a rip to my eyes… a must watch”. Tag her if you think there’s a chance she might miss it.
You can imagine her reaction when she opens it! Reminisce – you have to be as creative in this movie as you can be. 😉
#6. Propose a woman on Facebook with a song
For those of you who’re not in a position to arrange for shooting a movie self-portrait – all is not lost. 😉 Download a movie of her favourite love song somewhere off the internet. In text form, add the words bubbling inwards your heart, and post this movie online. You know the rest. If even that is too much work, you can simply post her favourite romantic track on your profile tagging her, with your message.
#7. Propose a female on Facebook by flooding her wall
Get a few of your common friends (I hope you have a few at least) in confidence. Tell them to post messages on her wall like “Congrats”, “You didn’t tell us the good news ;)” etc. When she asks them what it’s all about, they should direct her to you, telling something like, “Oh you don’t know? Ask <your name>.”
#8. Propose a lady on Facebook through missing letter puzzles
Post a missing letter puzzle every morning. Each puzzle will have a certain letter of the alphabet as its solution. When added up over a few days, the letters should make the sentence “I love you Tina”. Here are some puzzles for you to get embarked: Missing letter puzzles. Don’t be bashful of ripping off her a few hints every now and then in cases she misses it.
#9. Propose a Chick on Facebook with a custom-built love poem
I discovered a fine website for creating custom-built love poems. You can customize it with her name and favourite gifts and then download it in the form of a heart like I did. All of this for free! Post this on your wall tagging her, hidden from the prying eyes of other friends. 😉
#Ten. Propose a woman on Facebook with the key to your heart
Post the picture of a key on her wall. For a switch, you don’t have to worry about privacy settings this time, as there’s nothing unusual about it. 😀 Subsequently inbox her asking, “Did you receive a key?” When she confirms, tell her, “It’s the key to my heart. I give it to you.”
Are you a Facebook flirter? What are some genius (or not-so-much) strategies you’ve used to propose a woman on Facebook? What worked? What didn’t work? Share with the rest of us through the comments.