The nine weirdest lovemaking and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Recall when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some exceptionally odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of hookup consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

And there are slew more hookup and dating apps out there, it’s a big market for developers, but talk to anybody who is single and you’ll be alerted to the news that "Tinder is dead" and that it’s "not what it used to be".

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is adequately petite and reasonably concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your total name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have lovemaking with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

The freshly announced Good2Go goes straight in towards the top of the weird app charts. It’s an app that permits you and a potential sexual playmate to put on record if you want to, er, get down to business with each other.

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how tipsy you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, tho’. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes indeed well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

It does just make it awfully effortless to troll rich people however. Simply sign-up, input your entirely made-up salary of £1million, and tell them you’ll meet them at "this classy place" you know called The Nag’s Head.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a excellent deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It’s an app that aims to help couples set up threesomes. If you’re in a duo, you simply set up your profile, and single dudes and women then browse through profiles much like they would on Tinder, and swipe up if they like the look of (both of) you.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just truly, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a wise phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your playmate, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Tipsy Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

Then Wingman could be the app for you. Still in the development stages, Wingman will permit you to signal that you are "up for it" to other members of the plane via bluetooth or Wi-Fi, shortly before you get caught by the air stewards and banned from ever flying with the airline in question again.

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Reminisce when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some exceptionally odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of lovemaking consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

And there are slew more lovemaking and dating apps out there, it’s a big market for developers, but talk to anybody who is single and you’ll be alerted to the news that "Tinder is dead" and that it’s "not what it used to be".

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantly weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and reasonably concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your total name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have lovemaking with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

The freshly announced Good2Go goes straight in towards the top of the weird app charts. It’s an app that permits you and a potential sexual fucking partner to put on record if you want to, er, get down to business with each other.

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how buzzed you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Trio. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

It does just make it awfully effortless to troll rich people tho’. Simply sign-up, input your entirely made-up salary of £1million, and tell them you’ll meet them at "this classy place" you know called The Nag’s Head.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a superb deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a clever phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your fucking partner, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Tipsy Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest hookup and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Recall when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some amazingly odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of hookup consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the response? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantly weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and adequately concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have hook-up with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how inebriated you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Trio. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a excellent deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just truly, indeed odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a clever phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your playmate, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Inebriated Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest lovemaking and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Reminisce when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some amazingly odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of lovemaking consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

And there are slew more hook-up and dating apps out there, it’s a big market for developers, but talk to anybody who is single and you’ll be alerted to the news that "Tinder is dead" and that it’s "not what it used to be".

So what’s the response? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and reasonably concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your total name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have hook-up with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how toasted you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a good deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It’s an app that aims to help couples set up threesomes. If you’re in a duo, you simply set up your profile, and single fellows and women then browse through profiles much like they would on Tinder, and swipe up if they like the look of (both of) you.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a wise phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your fucking partner, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Inebriated Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest hookup and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hookup and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Reminisce when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some exceptionally odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of hookup consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably puny and adequately concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have hook-up with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how inebriated you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are futile at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a fine deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It’s an app that aims to help couples set up threesomes. If you’re in a duo, you simply set up your profile, and single boys and women then browse through profiles much like they would on Tinder, and swipe up if they like the look of (both of) you.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just truly, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a wise phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your playmate, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Toasted Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest lovemaking and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Reminisce when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some exceptionally odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of hookup consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantly weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and adequately concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have hook-up with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how tipsy you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Trio. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are futile at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, tho’. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a superb deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It’s an app that aims to help couples set up threesomes. If you’re in a duo, you simply set up your profile, and single studs and women then browse through profiles much like they would on Tinder, and swipe up if they like the look of (both of) you.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a wise phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your fucking partner, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Buzzed Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hookup and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Recall when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some amazingly odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of lovemaking consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and adequately concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have lovemaking with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how toasted you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are futile at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a good deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a brainy phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your fucking partner, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Inebriated Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest lovemaking and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Reminisce when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some exceptionally odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of lovemaking consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantly weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is adequately petite and reasonably concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have lovemaking with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how buzzed you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes indeed well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a fine deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It’s an app that aims to help couples set up threesomes. If you’re in a duo, you simply set up your profile, and single guys and women then browse through profiles much like they would on Tinder, and swipe up if they like the look of (both of) you.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a clever phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your playmate, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Buzzed Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Recall when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some amazingly odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of lovemaking consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and adequately concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have hookup with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how tipsy you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, tho’. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes indeed well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a good deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, indeed odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a brainy phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your fucking partner, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Inebriated Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Reminisce when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some amazingly odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of lovemaking consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the reaction? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is reasonably petite and reasonably concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your utter name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have hookup with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how toasted you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are futile at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes indeed well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a good deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, indeed odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a clever phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your playmate, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Buzzed Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?

The nine weirdest hookup and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad – Mirror Online

The nine weirdest hook-up and dating apps – if you thought Good2Go was bad

Recall when dating used to involve picking up the landline phone and arranging a date? A lot has switched.

11:57, one OCT 2014
Updated 13:59, one OCT 2014

Anybody who has been single in the last few years will know that there are some exceptionally odd dating apps available, and we now seem to be getting an almost weekly delivery of a fresh weird app.

This week it’s the turn of hook-up consent app Good2Go, which, while seeming like a good idea on the surface, sparks a feeling of unease.

So what’s the response? What should you download instead? It certainly isn’t any of these apps.

1. IslendingaApp SES

There’s nothing instantaneously weird about the name of this app, but looks can be deceiving.

In Iceland the population is adequately puny and adequately concentrated in the capital city of Reykjavik, that accidentally sleeping with somebody who is related to you is a realistic issue.

So to combat this, developers at Sad Engineer Studios have developed an app that uses a genealogy database that permits you to check if the person you are talking to in a bar is related to you.

The only problem is that this causes a slight hurdle in the flirting process.

"So. what’s your total name?"

"Because I want to check against a database that we’re not related, just in case you come back to my place."

"But I haven’t even said I’m going to have lovemaking with you."

"Uh, do you have the Good2Go app?"

Two. Good2Go

But to add to that, it also asks you to rate how tipsy you are. one of the options is "I’m intoxicated but Good2Go".

Three. Crowd Pilot

A particularly useful app for people who are worthless at dating. You can live stream audio of your date to friends, who can then send in text updates suggesting what you should be doing and telling.

There is a bit of an ethical problem with the concept, however. A date is commonly considered to be a private exchange inbetween two people, so there’s a breach of trust there.

If the date goes truly well and you end up in a serious relationship, are you going to come clean and tell them you live-streamed your very first date?

Five. Luxy

If fascists made dating apps. Luxy was launched as a sort of posh version of Tinder, and it promised to "weed out the poor and unattractive" (terrible news for many of us).

Users must add their salary to their profile upon sign-up, and the average is claimed to be $200,000.

6. 3nder

The 3nder app got a superb deal of attention before it was even released, but has subsequently faded away into the background noise of the app store.

It has a rating of two and a half starlets, with some users complaining that there simply aren’t enough people signed up to make it work decently.

Either that, or, there just aren’t enough people signed up because the concept of an app for threesomes is just indeed, truly odd.

6. Breakup Text

It’s like Shakespeare came back from the dead to develop a wise phone app. If you just can’t find the words to break-up with your fucking partner, then you can use this app.

It sends a generic breakup text to them, and you could then use the Inebriated Dial No app (below) to ensure that you can’t un-break-up with them for at least forty eight hours.

7. Wingman

Do you travel a lot for work or business? Do you get bored on long-haul flights? Do you want to join the mile high club?